I Think I'd Prefer Drugs

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Punishment for a Clean Mouth

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Baby Cliff Diver

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Because Nobody Likes a Pasty Baby

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This Is How Night Terrors Are Made

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This Seems Safe

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"Calm down, sweetie. It's just DDT."

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No Safer Place for a Toddler Than an Air-Tight Cabinet

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You're Never Too Young to Drive a Goat

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Baby's First Trapeze

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World's Greatest Dad

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The Original Balloon Boy

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"Easy, there's enough cancer to go around..."

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Daddy Ran Out of Coat Hangers

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Swim Lesson #1: Tie a Noose Around Your Neck

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Baby. Cage. Window. Makes Perfect Sense.

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Typical Kid Getting High

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"Hold still; you don't want to end up like Nubby, do you?"

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